For any of the new arrivals, I'm Dr. Leonard McCoy, Chief Medical Office on board the starship Enterprise back home and head of the infirmary here. I'd really appreciate it if anyone who hasn't already could come down for a medical exam. Since most of you come in without medical records on hand for us to look at, it gives us an idea of what's normal for you in case you're ever hurt on board. Existing medical conditions, allergies, that kind of thing. They only take a couple minutes, the procedure's done without touching you and the results are confidential.

And as long as we're on the subject, we're kinda understaffed at the moment since Caesares and Martha left, and most of the support care inmates have either graduated or left. If anyone's got any medical experience and wants to lend a hand, contact me and we can try to work something out. Inmates will need their warden's permission before they're allowed on support staff.

[Warden Filter]

I was also thinking - especially after what happened in October - we should get a list of people who can help out in the event something happens where most of the normal people on staff are incapacitated, especially since it's just me and the Doctor as actual doctors on staff.

I'd be happy with anyone with some first aid experience or knows how to help out in a medical crisis, and if people are interested in being trained further, that can definitely be arranged. The list will be kept posted in the infirmary and people on support staff will be kept up to date with who to call in case [Something awful happens to me and everyone else. :U] something happens.

[Private to Jim]

I'm putting you down on the list whether you like it or not.

[Private to Arya]

You have a good time with Arthur? [Please tell me you didn't seriously injure him and leave him to suffer in the CES. :|]

[ooc: The list of people who want to be used as extra 911 contacts will be posted and updated here, and now's also a good time to go post there if your character has a preexisting medical condition Bones and the rest of the infirmary staff should know about! This ranges from noticeable injuries, psychological issues, infirmary related triggers, biological differences from humans, allergies and history of addiction, so if there's anything medically relevant, post away!]